Dear Grandma,

I've been very busy. You know that video camera you got me for Christmas? It's really coming in handy. I can't wait for you to see my home movies. Remember how I used to tell you how I wanted my very own midget and watermelon patch? And remember how Uncle Shelby used to dress up like a woman? And remember that blow up doll we caught cousin Vinny with? I made movies about them Grandma. Even the girl down the lane. Thanks again for the video camera. See you soon.

Love, Jim

Explore some of the wackiest and most bizarre vignettes ever lensed for hardcore porn. Featured in this volume: The Midget in the Watermelon Patch, Uncle Shelby, Cousin Vinny, and Little Girl Down the Lane.